burnt offering: a poem

leave your shillings on the quay,
my lad
visit the leprechaun in the shire,
my lad

travel far, learn of culture
meet the leprechaun, win your prize
an amazing opportunity
an amazing offer
speak up today
with a burnt offering
of crisp leaves of palm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh jesus

booflo-cheeflo update: a poem

here it comes again
the update they want
the update they wants
the council consumes you
holy crud
the council writes the laws
holy cow
swing it and sing it for the council
and make this update happen
!!!

the question: a poem-song

spain
she once ruled the seas
where has she gone?
no man knows

no man knows
do i live in a box?
no man knows
do i live in a cave?
no man knows

birds
they once ruled the skies
where have they gone?
none shall know

none shall know
where is my cave?
none shall know
where is my home?
none shall know

earth
it once ruled the space
where did it go?
we don't know

we don't know
where is my home?
we don't know
who took my home?
we don't know
where is the earth?
we don't know

the what poem

jam all your crap
in a fat stupid hole
all your crab and your crap
in a crab legs hole
why the sense it makes
when you realize the plan
and up is not down
but left and down is again

whale-museum: a poem

the whaling museum
the house of scrimshaw
ooh, ah
this amazing place
what do you think
when you scale the walls
you think about whales
hot, steamy guilt

oh my god: a poem

oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god
oh my god, oh my god

emotions: a poem that will change you

emotions
hard emotions
painful emotions
fresh emotions
good emotions
feel the emotions
yes, the emotions
emotions

emotions

runoff: a poem

what's that you said?
you wonder as you wander
an interesting observation about
an interesting observation
so exciting, you said?
how wonderful, that observation
how wonderful an observation about
a wonderful that observation that