traubo jenks: a lyric poem

listen now, my children
to the tale of traubo jenks
he ate all the pizza around
and put all his money in benks*

but everything wasn't so great
in his seemingly peachy-keen life
for he could not stomach the sound
of his awfully querulous wife

so one day traubo went down
to the isle of inisfree
and in one maginificent bound
he shot himself in the knee



*i'm sorry for that