Saturday, May 19, 2007

rob thomas, the half-shell: a poem

here's a story
it's about rob thomas
the half-shell
and his friends
and his barn
and his dad hank
and his lawyer men
and his bogus quarterly
and his pure hate gongs
and his fiefdom
and his lordship
and his apple orchard
and his time tortoise
wait
wait, hold on
did you say he had
a fucking
time tortoise?

i did, i did

what did he do with it?

what do you think, man?
he traveled through time
cos i'm pretty sure...





that's what they're for.

1 comment:

SimSimSalabim said...

i can't stop reading your ignorant ramblings